2005 Pigasus Awards!

I'm a fervent Randifan,from a time even before I became an atheist.

The grumpy old man really sheds some light where it's needed.

April 1st is here, and it's time to give out the coveted Pigasus Awards in four categories for accomplishments of the year previous. As my readers will know, these are announced via ESP to the winners, who are of course allowed to predict their winning of this honor by precognition. The Flying Pig trophies are sent to the winners via psychokinesis. We send; if they don't receive, it's perhaps due to their lack of PK ability.

So enjoy this April 1st's prestigious Pigasus Awards. Sylvia Browne also wins-again, in Category#4.